Here, you guys can talk smack about each others mommas, but keep it semi-clean, don't make a really dirty joke that will offend anyone.

You can either post them here, or to make this more fun, go for one particular person on CT, (ie. @MurdaH Yo momma so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.)

So have fun, but make sure your joke doesn't offend anybody.

Your momma so fat, that when your dad came home he said "It's chilly outside." She ran outside with a spoon.

@Hawk Yo momma so ugly, she needs 2 bags to cover her face.

your moms like a squirrel shes always got nuts in her mouth'

Yo momma so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

Yo' mama's so ugly she makes beeer look good.

And this is him.

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No offense stupid joke.

Yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet, it said "A B C D E F G, Get your fat ass off of me.

That is my top one, all the ones I am saying are coming from my head not the website. I didn't make these up I just hear them from my friends.

LOL. Your jokes are funny, but not in a good way.

Extremely childish and highly common.

Yes very common. I get these from everyone Lol

General hawk-GASF- wrote:Yes very common. I get these from everyone Lol

I'm surprised people are still telling these old things.

Old things Lol Not old to some people.

General hawk-GASF- wrote:No offense stupid joke.

Yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet, it said "A B C D E F G, Get your fat ass off of me.

That is my top one, all the ones I am saying are coming from my head not the website. I didn't make these up I just hear them from my friends.

I don't get it...

Lol you wouldn't get it...........Wow

Yo moma is to Fat dora can't even explore her(: yea buddy

@Apocalypse Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her lol

RepBot1 wrote:Yo' mama's so ugly she makes beeer look good.

And this is him.

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Yeah bro, that's like 3 years old try harder.