There once was a man named Bob...

Who was a game freak, had no life, and no friends but, then one sunny morning he woke up to...........

A devastating phone call.........

... A really hot chick who seemed very horny, then...

Asked him if he wanted some oral sex...

...Then Bob said, "Hell Yes!", but...

The girl took off ehr clothes and the guy realized she had a dick...

he ran and screamed and saw a zombie...........

Zombie saw sexy chick and went for the girl...

His zombie friends tore apart the town...........

And Superman came and ate him...

Then Bob found Batman..

Batman was getting laid and he kicked Bob's ass for interrupting...

Bob dropped a nuke.......

Justin Bieber sacrificed himself and finally was good for something and...

The world exploded