1 Yo Mama Jokes. Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:58 pm
DJ Fresh
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Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama is so dirty that that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins
Yo mama is so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait."]
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama is so dirty that that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins
Yo mama is so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait."]
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.