You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hai der

Stranger: hey

Stranger: f or m?

You: SHUT UP YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY TO SPEAK!

Stranger: why?

You: CUZ UR AN ALIEN!

You: ALIENS ARE TRYING TO PROBE ME!

You: YOU DONT FOOLL ME!

You: GIT!

Stranger: r u listening e.t. by katy perry

You: no sir im listening to my momma moan to my poppas gun

Stranger: ur speak seems like that lyrics

Stranger: fuck youuu

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: m or f

Stranger: m

You: f

You: a?

Stranger: 17

Stranger: you?

You: 16

You: u got email?

You: we cna talk more;)

Stranger: yes, why cant we talk on here?

You: my electricity sometimes goes on and off i dont wanan risk it

You: so if i have ur email we cna talk more

Stranger: you got a fb?

You: and ot lose this convo

You:

You: yes

Stranger: send my your fb link

Stranger: i dont use email

You: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Stranger: thats not the link

You: look it up

You: on fb

Stranger: are you from ohio?

You: no, i moved

You: now i liv ein cali

You: for a week

You: havent changed my location

Stranger: but is that you?

You: yesh

Stranger: alright

Stranger: i sent a request

You: but

You: i need tell u somthin

You: i have 2 parts...

You: a guy part and a girl part...

Stranger: how?

You: i was born like this..

Stranger: okay....

You: Give it to me?

Stranger: what?

You: HARD

Stranger: yeah...

You: ahw fck this

You have disconnected.


ROFL jennatolls = Genatols xD

Nuff said'.

Lmao

lolk

LOLOLOLOL AHAHAHAHA Dude, ive had lots of funny convos here

Someone that I found on tumblr:


Mine:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: do you want to help me fight CRIME??
You: YES OMG
You: YES THE OPPOTUNITY OF A LIFE TIME
Stranger: OK GOOD! what we know is that mr. dinomite has placed bombs in 12 taxis around new york. it's our job to STOP HIM
You: ALREADY DONE
You: WHAT NEXT
Stranger: WHAAAATTTTT
You: IM THE FLASH WHO R U
Stranger: YOU DESERVE A PROMOTION
You: OK COOL
You: AWESOME
Stranger: YES
You: IM FUCKING AMAZING OMG IS THE CITY SAVED THANKS TO ME BECAUSE THE VILLAINS ARE CURLED UP IN THEIR LITTLE DWELLINGS AND PUIBLOES
Stranger: BUT YOU FORGOT ONE
You: WHO
Stranger: ME
You: KLILLS U
Stranger: DEFLECTSSSS
You: EATS YOUR POWRRS
Stranger: IM VOLDEMART BITCH. YOU JUST ATE A SNAKE DUMBASS
You: TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
You: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT
Stranger: FUUUUCKKKKK
You: AHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: OK U WIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Shit happens when your bored xD