Cough, runny nose, excessive thirst, excessive urination, loss of apetite.

The Anthrax Disease O_O

Uh what is that?

Look it up..(Not the band)

I am right now..

Sounds like a cold + dehydration.

u have beeermaiditis

A Vaginal Infection.

I don't want these stupid non relevant answers. I want a real answer.

I was serious.. that's all it sounds like to me.
If you're dehydrated you'll be really thirsty
And when you drink too much you'll have to run to the bathroom, obviously.
The lack of appetite could be because you're drinking so much.

Fiction your answer was stupid. And i don't drink a lot so i shouldn't be going to the bathroom consistently because it has never happened before

My Answer is Legitimate, AMIRITE?

No it's not a real disease.

As of now it is

Fiction has fatmantitis

lol fer sure

fatmanitis is a rare disease causing your glands to expand.